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So tranquil after the storm last night.

Tranquil, sunny weather the morning after a big storm we had recently. Our power was out for a whopping 13 hours, which at first was kind of romantic but after about 4 hours was just plain BORING, that’s right, I said it.

People question the Kardashian's giant asses as being "real". Lemme tell ya, huge Bubble Butts DO exist in nature! They are a wonderful sight to behold.

Dear Lord, thank you for blessing me with this ass to look at. It just brings a tear to my eye, it does! #bubblebuttsforever

"Can we go for a walk now? Now? Now??"

“Can we go outside now? Now? Now?”

Beautiful day at the park 🌿

It can be really pretty around here when the sun is shining. Those overcast days, though, when it’s practically dark at 3 in the afternoon, ughhhhh…

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Isn’t this nice? I took this out my car window as I was waiting to turn onto the freeway, but you wouldn’t know it.

Relax! It's Friday! 🌼

I gave Maggie a rawhide circle and she nibbled on it a little and now she’s just pouting near it. There’s some blood on it. I should be responsible and brush my dogs’ teeth! BAD OWNER!

Natural glitter on the leaves this morning (brrrr).

Nature’s glitter. Bring on the snow, bitches (just keep it in the mountains).

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And then there’s Bear Cub.

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Such a photogenic little Cub!

Hey little guy.

I follow a lot of mushroom hunters on IG. The variety and beauty of fungi out there is really quite astonishing.

Dreaming about the perfect, elusive sequin party dress that I search for every Winter and never quite find. 💝

I took this photo many months ago, but you wouldn’t know that, would ya? I keep meaning to put that vintage nightie on ebay. I keep meaning to put a LOT of things on ebay.

Time to start another low-carb diet tomorrow. In the meantime...

Oh my. Well, the carb/sugar loading was getting so out of hand that I had not one, but TWO cinnamon rolls on Sunday, and I’ve decided to do some low-carb dieting again for a while. Minus Thanksgiving, of course, and my upcoming birthday, and Christmas, but other than that…good grief, I don’t need to be chunky BEFORE I get pregnant, what a nightmare! If food already tastes this delicious to me…!!!

When Joshy was a punk.

When Joshy was a punk.

“Remember when we were younger,” he said this morning, “And you’d see an older, like 40-year-old guy with long hair and you’d think, man, that’s sad? Well, with my blue hair…”

“…now you’re the sad 40 year old guy!” I said. Sad? GLAD!

Cold sure, but sunshine YES 🌞

Real sunshine beats the Vit D gummies I pound down any day. Every day.

Smiling furry friends 💕

Sweet family.

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Feelin’ that teal/red combo right now!

Bear Cub is not amused that I am interrupting her Bear Cub Time.

This is what Bear Cub looks like when I interrupt her Bear Cub time.

Nerds in Love.

Nerds in Love!

I’m tempted to drive over to Starbucks and get myself a massive afternoon latte. Ain’t nobody gonna do it for me, that’s for sure. Happy November! Have a fantastic Thanksgiving and be sure to eat all the things. I know I will.

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