Hey, kiddies. I guess I was wrong last week–there WAS a fresh episode of “Drag Race”, it just wasn’t posted to the main page and my little blond head was all confu-sed. Three episodes in and I don’t even have a favorite queen, for SHAME! Pearl’s ranks plummeted when she admitted that she had never heard of “Macbeth”. Groan, Pearl. Grooooaaaaaaan. I like Katya. If you are lucky enough to pay for the Logo channel, you can watch tonight’s new episode! Or, if you are unlucky like me you can watch it tomorrow, on logotv.com. Yeah buddy.

I had a gross horrible nasty cold all weekend so all I did was lay on the couch, eating ice cream and looking at summer dresses online and making my way through the entire first season of “Bloodline”, a new Netflix tv series that is pretty damn good. Today thanks to lots of extra sleep and popping Vitamin C gummies every hour I am 94% recovered. Which means I have to start exercising again, DAMMIT.