Blooooog! Can you believe it’s been over a week since we’ve chatted? I wish I could say my absence was due to exciting thrilling fun times, but this week was basically a bust. A big fat, bloated, constipated, bloody bust, if you want to know the grim truth. Lots of naps. Very little exercise. Lots of fiber wafers. Listen, if you love your family, don’t eat fiber wafers. 

I did make a couple of cute little skirts before The Suckiness that was this past week descended.

A sucky week is also no excuse to not walk your pets.

These wig heads…are incidental.

Y’know what’s pretty? Nature.

HEY this week wasn’t a total waste! Last night I had FULL highlights done for the very first time, courtesy of my #1 Hair Babe, Erika. Now my hair looks the same only a teeny tiny bit blonder, which let’s face it, can never be bad.

Tomorrow we are having a housewarming party! The maid has already been to clean today. I need to make some chili and cornbread and guacamole for the party tomorrow, and then try really hard not to eat all of it. Back later with pictures!