Happy Humpday, blerg! Here I am on a boat a couple of weeks ago, wearing rainbows.

A little docking break. I peed in some bushes. I AM classy like that.

Gee whiz, I sure am glad my tailor’s bunion calmed down so I can wear my chacos again.

Recently I went in for a refill on my eyelash extensions. She was baffled by the fact that there were only three lashes remaining on each eye. “Most people don’t wait three months in between appointments,” she told me. WHOOPS.

Robin Williams died this week, and everyone I know is sad about it. What a devastating thing. Poor Robin. Anne Lamott wrote something nice about Robin on Facebook; it’s good reading and I recommend it.

Dogs always make me happy! Especially puppies.

Sandals by Seychelles. Super comfortable, and they match everything. Score.

Fresh shellac. The nail ladies always try to talk me out of getting the pure glitter shellac, or try to convince me to add a color underneath it. I JUST WANT GLITTER, THANKS.

Cucumbers from our garden. So apparently Josh and I can’t make babies together, but we are hellaciously good gardeners! Our garden is out of control! I’ve been bringing fresh basil, rosemary, garlic chives, and cucumbers to work to share with my co-workers. In a week or so we are going to have a zillion tomatoes. Alriiiiight!

Ugh. Ate too much at lunch and now I need to go jiggle it off. Hug a dog today!