It’s time for everyone’s favorite episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race…”Snatch Game”! Wherein the queens dress up and perform like their favorite celebrities. If I was a contestant, I’d be planning this shit waaaaay in advance. You know the Snatch Game is part of the competition, so wouldn’t you have picked out your character/wigs and practiced the voice months ahead of time? Hmmmm? I mean, we’re talking about the Drag Queen Olympics here, gurrrrr.

This episode is notable for Ru quoting Lohanthony’s “famous” Youtube video that Joshy and I have been quoting for YEARS (months): “You’re basic.” Also: Adore wins me over with her fantastic Anna Nicole impression (you would have enjoyed that, Kissy!), Ben DeLaCreme wows everyone with her amazing Maggie Smith (after claiming that she doesn’t do impersonations…uh huh) and also wins over my heart (further) by admitting that she used to be a fat kid. RuPaul’s dress on the final runway is magnificent, and I’d like to think it was Gia’s wonky eyelashes that got her booted off but it was mostly just her basic lip sync.

What she said before flouncing off the runway was pretty hysterical, though: “You guys are all still dudes.”

Um…yeah? BUT FAAAAABULOUS!

Happy Ru’s Day. I woke up at 5:30 this morning (gross) and am just about to take a nice little afternoon nappie-poo. I missed naps.