Joshy’s heart-shaped facial hair, for Valentine’s Day only (thank God).

So I’ve had this song in my head all day. You know this one?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

ALL DAY. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great song and all, but sheeeeesh.

I wonder what goes on in doggie heads? Didn’t some scientist invent a dog bark translator? Hmmmm. Gee, only 5,000 dollars.

I guess I don’t care THAT much. Sorry girls.

It has been raining allllll dayyyyyy without any breaks, so no park for us. I don’t even have any rawhides to give them out of guilt. Maybe we’ll play a little fetch down the hallway–Maggie loves that.

In other news, THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER! We can finally get back to the REAL important nighttime viewing, i.e.: the films I order from Netflix. Why, such “winners” as these are currently occupying our queue:

– A Good Day to Die Hard (can’t help it, I love those movies) (thanks Dad)
– Boardwalk Empire Season 3
– The Kathy and Mo Show
– Hook (“RUFIO!!!”) (don’t judge me)
and “Zabriskie Point”, which I know I will hate but I feel compelled to watch anyway.

What’s in your Netflix queue, blog readers?