It’s Monday and here’s Bear Schnub. The fur is in Full Effect–every time I brush her the brush has a massive ball of grey undercoat on it, and there are black fur balls all over the house, no matter how many times I vacuum (heh heh–once a week, tops).

Mr. Poopface says I post too many pictures of mushrooms, but I don’t think there is such a thing. Look at how pretty they are!

Coloring in his white beard hairs with an art marker, for “fun”. Can’t you tell by his downturned mouth that he was having “fun”? Somehow I tricked him into cooking the turkey yesterday and then he spent all night whining about how he wasted his day cooking turkey and I didn’t appreciate it ENOUGH and he didn’t really even like it, besides. SHEESH. Last time YOU make the turkey, buddy.

I bought these old lady pants at Fred Meyer’s last week for 20 bucks. You can’t see the top, but it is completely stretch, no zipper/no buttons/lots of FOOD ROOM. Trouble is, I bought them a little too loose and they have no belt loops. Maybe I could sew some belt loops on? Wait, do I have to make my own belt loops, or is there a ready-made belt loop company out there? I’m envisioning an Etsy shop called “PULL UP YER PANTS“.

The pets and I just returned home from the dog park, then a trip to Walgreens and purchase yet another nailpolish topcoat. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE that a manicure chips within the first day–bullshit! There’s gotta be a better way. Feel free to suggest away in the comments, blog readers.