I decided the first subject of my Hag Series will be…

PHYLLIS DILLER! But gee*, which picture of ol’ Phyll to paint? She had so many great looks! Not to mention great quotes. Here’s a few:

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.”

Love this pompom dress. It harkens back to my raver days, a bit. And the black and white photo leaves a lot to my imagination…mainly NEON! NEON!

Same dress, maybe? And loving that flower headdress.

Kind of obsessed with this flower dress, not to mention the background is nice. I was thinking about a bold 60’s background on this painting…of course! Decisions, decisions!

I turned down a job and a Broad date today, because I’m feeling sick AGAIN, booooo. A stupid sore throat and general lack of energy. Maybe I’m pregnant. Is a sore throat a sign of pregnancy? Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

* after reading Colacello’s book “Holy Terror”, the word “gee” has peppered my vocabulary, in a purely ironic way. Thanks a bunch, Andy Warhol.