GUESS WHO’S GONNA SEE JOHN WATERS THIS YEAR FOR HER BIRTHDAY??? This betch.

Just for “fun” a few minutes ago I Googled “John Waters tour Seattle”, and discovered that my favorite director in the whole wide world is going to be doing his Christmas show at the Neptune Theatre two days after my big fat birthday! It’s been my dream for years to see him live! What a fabulous birthday present I just bought…myself. Heh. Ha. Ho.

In other “news”, today marks the 1-year anniversary of the day I decided to give into Raymi‘s pestering and sign up for Twitter. The first person I followed was RuPaul, who never lets me down. Always handy with the hilarious one-liners, that RuPaul! You can follow me: @artwaif. I tweet about my paintings, dogs and random thoughts that fly into my head at all hours of the day. Well, except for night. I like to sleep at night. And tonight, I dream of John. Demented For Life!