It’s Wayback Wig Wednesday! Oh shit, and here I wasn’t gonna do days-of-the-week themed posts any more, WHOOPS. This is what I look like as a brunette, which will never happen, NEVER, I pull out even semi-brown hairs on the spot. Haven’t found any grays or “whites” yet, goooooood. I have 9 patients this week and only 1 of them is under the age of 90, and some of them, I gotta say, look pretty damn good for being in their 90’s.

“What’s the secret?” I ask, and there’s never a definite answer, although plenty of physical exercise, outdoors, seems to be a common theme.

Tomorrow I am doing a smoothie/juice fast, DON’T SASS ME, in order to make up for last weekend’s excess. And it was excess, best believe. I bought an enormous variety of fruits, some vegetables, a little fruit juice and some protein powder and a couple “green” juices (merp) and we’ll see how it goes. I do this once or twice a year, only for a day. Couldn’t imagine doing it for an entire week. I NEED SOLIDS.