Hey kids! It’s Instagram Wednesday! Hey man, IG is pictures TOO. Here are my wet pets, being wet.

Last week we had such glorious weather. This week it’s back in the 60’s, but so far this week has been nothing but cramps and sloth anyway so I’m okay with it. Going back for another ultrasound this afternoon to check for cysts before I resume Clomid (round 2) tonight.

I’m really into these yellow flowers. They are all over the park we go to daily.

Novocaine is a jungle cat. He spends most of his days longingly staring outside. Corinne won’t let him out during the day due to living on a busy street/high proliferation of crackheads about.

We went to Lowe’s and bought some already flowering things to plant, like POPPIES! I looooove poppies, and I’ve only been successful in growing the little tiny orange ones. I prefer the huge kind. Especially the pale pink ones with the black centers–sexy.

I’ve been wearing these Saltwaters sandals a ton. Apparently navy blue goes with everything! I’m tempted to get them in another color, like gold or silver, but I don’t know. Getting the credit card kind of burned me out on shoe shopping (amazingly).

Look who’s on the cover of the Stranger! JINKXY!

“There’s a cruise in November,” Josh told me last night, “Featuring 8 days and 40 drag queens, including Jinkx!”

I would never go on a cruise. Unless it was free. “Do you really want to be trapped on a boat for a week with a bunch of drag queens?” I asked him.

“Not really,” he said. “But I thought you might.”

“JUST TAKE ME BACK TO MAUI.”

I saw my old old old old old friend Lisa on Saturday. She was in town for a class and needed a ride to the airport. She had been up all night drinking with some random guy she met at a bar but was in fairly good spirits. At any rate, she looked a lot better than I would with no sleep (ugh–I remember those days–ugh ugh ugh). I took her to a music store and to a pub, where she proceeded to offer me her drink (twice), in spite of my well-known 5.5 years of sobriety. That’s okay. I just say NO! She bought a ukulele and a finger piano and some maraccas.

‘member my ukulele? I should really learn how to play it. I need a new hobby.

Recently I have watched “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion” (classic), “The Room” (one of the “worst movies of all time” and I LOVED IT), and “Phantom of the Paradise” (merp).

We’ve been doing a lot of this lately.

I was perusing the forest area of our backyard yesterday, and discovered blackberry brambles! Yayyyy! I was hoping they would eventually grow back there. Lord knows they grow everywhere else.

Apparently I’m an asshole because I was picking corn out of my teeth last night and broke out my temporary crown AGAIN. Or maybe my dentist is the asshole and they need stronger glue? Back to the dentist again! Siiiiiiigggggggh.