Happy second-to-last Ru’s Day, squirrelfriends! If you live outside the U.S., I am bummed for you, because you can’t view “Drag Race”. BOO. One more week ’til the winner is announced! This “Countdown to the Crown” episode features cameos from Latrice, Willam, and Sharon Needles, a Ru-on-Ru interview, and lots of art from the very talented Chad Sell. I am still rooting for Jiiiiinkx (Seattle’s premier Jewish narcoleptic drag queen, hunties).

Other than that, not a lot going on ’round here. My eyelash extensions are, mercifully, falling out. Note to others: do NOT get the “glamour” set–it is really annoying. I still have zero work. I’m considering joining “Amazon Prime” to get free two day shipping on EVERYTHING–doesn’t that sound like a good deal? The tawdry fiction paperbacks I like to read are dirt cheap on Amazon! I could replenish my book stash for pennies!