“Catch of the day is SCHNAPPER.” No, I don’t particularly know what that means, Ru, but you’re forcing me to believe it. This episode of “Drag Race” is notable for Wilmer Valderrama (that man is aging WELL), fake orgasms, and the lip synch we’ve all been waiting for to…! “Cold Hearted” by Miss Paula Abdul! “Oh oh, he’s been telling lies.” I don’t mind telling you that as a youngin’, I was fully obsessed with Paula Abdul and made up lots of dances to songs on this amazing album. Mmmm hmmmmm.

I think that the video for “Cold Hearted” still looks good! It holds up! Has a Fosse-like flavor, too. Watch:

So apparently Clomid DOES have side effects, they just don’t appear until ovulation, and then…PAIN. It hit me right before we went over to the Boy’s cousin’s house for Easter dinner–doubled-over, searing pain. Like period cramps only worse. They lasted all of Sunday and yesterday too, although yesterday I had the added “bonus” of horrific bloating too, and I had to work. Awful. Today I feel a little better–still bloated, but at least no pain. So the ironic part about Clomid is that sure, it “boosts” your ovulation, but you’re in too much pain to have sex! SIGH.