Happy Ru’s Day! This episode of “Drag Race” is notable for…LOVE! That’s right, two of the queens are in RUV! And one of them is…Jinkxy! Oh, you silly little narcoleptic drag queen, I love it. Also: Ru has a show-stopping neon gown and matching eye shadow, and I had to look up to find out who both the guest judges were. That is all.

Good news for hypochondriacs: I started Clomid last night, and it has ZERO side effects. I also went to the naturopathic clinic today–she suggested I might have a thyroid problem. I told her I’d wanted to blame my ridiculous ability to put on gobs of weight on SOMETHING, so maybe this was good news. She wanted to start me on meds for that, but I said I wanted to wait until I was off the Clomid. One thing at a time. She added magnesium, chromium, and more Vitamin D to my vitamin regimen, pricked my finger for a food sensitivities test (I’m looking forward to the results on that), and gave me some hair test I have to do at home to test for something else, hell now I can’t remember what.

She said the chromium would help with sugar cravings. Interestingly, it came in a vanilla-flavored liquid form. Wouldn’t it be great if it really worked? I am at the mercy of these specific cravings some times, you know. You’re going about your business and then BAM suddenly, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LEAF-SHAPED MAPLE COOKIE. What a way to live.