Happy Tuesday, or as I like to call it, “Ru’s Day”! This episode of “Drag Race” is notable for off-key singing, Detox rattling off all the plastic surgery she’s had (and her ass crack exposing gown) and Miss Jade Jolie wearing the EXACT same monokini I wore in this photo (notable for being the #1 search result of “etard” on Flickr, thankyouverymuch). I don’t even have that monokini any more–I sold it on ebay. Maybe to Jade?

I only worked 1.5 hours today! Better than nothing, which, incidentally, is what I have lined up after this week: NOTHING. I need some sewing projects, or a new painting idea, STAT. I losered out of my run yesterday, so today I get to make up for it. Time to go jiggle around.