Word up, Monday? I worked a nice short 4-hour day today, and I’ve been texting back and forth with my cousin Erika since I got off work about baby stuff. Her due date is April 1st, they’re moving to a new house and she’s having a home birth, which I would NEVER do. Give me a nice clean hospital, competent staff and most importantly DRUGS thank you verrrrry much. Sure, I saw “The Business of Being Born” too and yes, it was convincing but pain + I don’t get along too well. Fine, I’M A WUSS.

A wuss with pretty mint green naiiiils! My toenails are lavender. Jealous?

Here’s a happy little snail I noticed at the park yesterday. I was making a Vine video (yeah, I’m on Vine too–under EP Holcomb or artwaif or something) and I swung my phone up and whoops! There was a dude standing right there. In the middle of the field, no dog, nothin’. I half expected him to kill me as I walked by but luckily he just stood there, spacing out. Maybe he was on acid. Just think, at any point in time, there is someone out there on acid. Whoa meeeeeeyaaaaaan!

Ugh, I need to run today. Why did I think this 5K stuff was a good idea? I am so not a runner. I mean, shee-yit.