We’re back in Boise, and I’m enjoying my new China Glaze neon tangerine toenail polish and attempting to lay out in 100 degree weather.

Every time I laid out it was mostly just so I could sizzle my hair with this stuff, which I haven’t had the opportunity (or sunshine) to do at home. It works! Just don’t overdo it. I knew I overdid it last summer when, in the fall, my hair still looked obviously fake and platinum (see: here).

Suuuuuffer, sister. Man it was hot. I think I handled it slightly better than last year, though.

The current spread. I have been unsuccessfully doing WW now for almost two months; making it my most pointless diet ever. Does it even matter*? Do you think anyone’s going to care at my cousin’s wedding that I’ve put on a few? Puh-lease.

I went to Zamzow’s and bought the dogs one of those plastic tennis ball throwers that are WONDERFUL for Shelly the maniac, a rawhide for Shelly and Sally (Abby I figured is too old now 🙁 ), and a box of jerky sticks.

Shelly chowed down her rawhide and proceeded to take care of Sally’s too. Shades of Maggie!

A glimpse of Mumsie wearing fleece sweatpants, pretty much the only comfortable pants she could wear post-surgery. She does not stay down, that woman! She told me at work she “runs circles” around the younger women, and I believe it.

Shelly can fetch a frisbee allll dayyyyy looooooong.

Look at her fly!

I’m kind of glad my parents got a young, spunky dog, instead of an elderly blind three-legged dog like my mother undoubtedly wanted. Oh wait a minute, I just remembered. She wanted a bichon frise. Heh.

My father in his motorcycle outfit. Nobody can get him to wear a helmet, even though he owns like 5 of them. Currently he is sporting these do-rags–he thinks I should abandon my pettipants store and make do-rags in “fun colors”. Sigh. I said, doesn’t somebody already do that? I’m sure somebody does. Hey look, a two second Google search produced this!

My legs were pretty tan for a couple of days. Thanks, fake tan. On Sunday I sat outside with a wet washcloth and scrubbed off the tan…and discovered my lily-white flesh underneath. Um, gross?

The moon was pretty.

More flowers! Can you even contain your excitement?! Stay tuned for part three: a purple dress! More sunshine! And…video!

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