Get ready for a buttload of (slightly old) Instagram pictures.

I mean dudes, my popularity is soaring! I have 10 whole followers!

Oh oh, grilled cheese, how I love you so. This must have been taken before The Current Diet (thpppt).

I wonder what the “G” was for?

Well, Mumsie’s out of surgery. She went in at 6 am and was back home before 11. She’s in pain but hasn’t taken anything yet. She’s also refused my offer to make her a piece of toast…twice. It’s hard nurtering the nurterer.

This is my favorite Instagram photo so far. It’s the screen saver on my phone.

Miss me?

What dog hair does to Smartwool socks. My parents’ house is covered with dog hair too. Dog Hair 4 Life!

Pretty, pretty? Now who says Instagram photos are all “junk”? Oh yeah, just some stupid websites I was looking at last night when I googled “Why Instagram sucks” (for fun).

Today I’m considering skipping the gym and going to the co-op for a new Pacifica perfume. Maybe a body butter for Mumsie.

Then a little trip to “Eyes of the World”–I like looking at their jewelry, and I’d love to get another cute summer dress. I wear this one that I purchased last year from them all the time.

Then I’ll try to convince my brother to get a haircut with me. And I promised Mom I’d warsh the dogs outside.

It’s only supposed to get up to 99 today!

Mmmm, a flavor dip cone is sounding better and better. Big Bun, please don’t fail me.