On Monday the girls and I tested out a park called Bothell Landing, near downtown Bothell.

It was a beautiful sunny day, and the park was barely populated.

I saw a man holding a beautiful chubby baby on a park bench. Lately I’ve noticed an alarming development–when I see an especially cute baby I hear this demon voice growling, “Give me your baby.” Should I be concerned?

Corinne claims she never has these biological pulls towards children. Ever. “Have you ever taken a hit off a baby head, though?” I asked her. She scoffed.

Tomorrow’s forecast: 65 and 0% chance of rain. My boss is asking if anyone wants to work tomorrow. I haven’t worked since April. Should I take it?

Upcoming vacations this year (so far) include two trips to Portland and one trip to San Francisco in September for my cousin’s wedding. I am SO excited!

Huh?

What’r you looking at, tree stump? p.s., nice mustache (snicker).

After we strolled around the park we drove over to Auntie Corinne’s house for a little visit.

She had a root canal appointment that I graciously offered to drive her to. I’m so sweet!

Here’s a solid minute of Opi antagonizing Maggie in Corinne’s living room while Corinne and I yell at Maggie to GET HER like we’re watching a cock fight or something. Good times!