Know your five Gs! Useful in many situations: “Good God, Get a Grip Girl!” Thanks again, RuPaul’s Drag Race! And here’s another G you may be interested in…GLITTER! Too much is never enough.

Happy…Earth Day, dirty hippies! The Boy is off skiing, our landlord is fixing our fence so I have three dogs staring at me in the kitchen instead of two, and I am shellacking Corinne’s tits today. Yes, after 1.5 years, she is finally getting her commissioned portrait! Yayyyyy!

* that’s “Cecil B. Demented“, dahlink (not just my own personal philosophy)