Hey! I just successfully completed a full week of work, so I finally get to say…THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY! TGIF. Ha ha, remember that restaurant? That restaurant sucks.

We went to a Mexican restaurant last Sunday night. I branched out of my boring cheese quesadilla rut and ordered some delicious fish burritos. The Boy glorped down this entire, massive margarita, which was fine, but then burped tequila scent my way all night, which was not fine. Ugh, tequila. Reminds me of high school. Ahem.

They screwed up our dessert order but who cares? Check out the bubble butts in the mural, eh? And no one was seated near us, which meant I got to take as many obnoxious photos as I wanted to without feeling “Shame” (said in Jerri Blank voice).

Maggie waiting for Mommy to open the door, rather than going through the doggy door. Uh huh. I bought them rawhide bones on the way home so that I could apply my new Sally Hansen nail stickers (in exciting quilt pattern!) in peace. Clever parenting skills? I think so.

Sent this reflective vest in the mail to Mumsie along with her flannel pettipants. A while back she was walking down a busy street at night and was hit by someone riding a bicycle. She said he didn’t have a helmet on, seemed flustered, and after he hit her turned around and sped off in the opposite direction. She wasn’t hurt, but I don’t want her to be hit by any more deranged night riders! Only question is, will she wear the vest? She’s doesn’t have a lifelong obsession with neon colors like her daughter (once again, “Shame“).

Fleeta: never mind the grapes, I’m feeling SUNS.

The Boy is consistent about bringing home flowers for me. Maw.

In case you forgot.

Ru werks a neon outfit.

Love Anna Faris? Me too. Here, I’m going to save you some time and just show you the two frames worth watching in the unfortunately awful Anna Faris vehicle “What’s Your Number?”.

Here:

and…

…there you go! ’cause that snicker you just emitted is only going to happen during those two seconds, I’m afraid. Oh, Anna.

I wore my floral Doc Martens to work today and received 10,000 compliments. I haven’t had coffee in two weeks and every day I have a little headache. Does it eventually go away? This weekend all I wanna do is make pettipants! Yeah yeah yeah!