Tomorrow night tomorrow night tomorrowwwww niiiiiiight! Hooray! The Boy most definitely has a cold this morning and I am bleeding like a stuck pig but WHO CARES we’re gonna have homemade pizza with pesto sauce, banana bread with whipped cream cheese frosting, dark chocolate cupcakes and karaoke and extra fabbuu costumes!

I plan on doing as much baking/cooking as possible today so tomorrow night I don’t have to be cook + hostess at the same time. That’s not as much fun. Especially in full costume with platform sandals and a cape.

I keep tossing around the idea of purchasing some shapewear, but the fact that I’d have to actually go to the mall stops me every time. Still, it’s not a bad idea. I have a Spanx-thing but it’s too big now, which is kind of hilarious. Who knew shapewear could be too big?

I asked the Boy his opinion last night of these suckers.

“They’re just Spanx, but with a garter,” he shrugged, not impressed.

“Exactly!” I replied. Somehow the addition of the garter sexies them up, right? Why do I always fetishize garter belts in my head when in real life I’m not that impressed? Hmph.

Eh. Shapewear is never a priority, that’s why I haven’t bought new Spanx since 2007 or even a new strapless bra since 2008, although I could use one of those too.

Who wants to think about boring beige basics (ah…alliteration) when neon tie-dyed sports bras exist? Exactly. Happy Friday!